I was 12 or 13 when I first realized I have an above average-sized dick. In gym class, it was pretty obvious. I prefer to stay single at the moment and enjoy sex — I hook up several times a week, whenever I need to.
… Compared to an ape’s. It’s probably the same size as every other man’s, though.
Here are 10 facts you probably didn't know about penis size.
Lexington Steele answers the door of his home on the outskirts of Los Angeles. He has a shaved head and a meticulously groomed beard. His place is neat and organized. Sports biographies line the living room shelves. A vintage photo of Michael Jordan as a college center making a jump shot hangs over an entryway. Steele's demeanor is modest and laid-back. Occasional brags are punctuated by a high-pitched laugh. As we sit down at his kitchen table, it's not immediately apparent what he does for a living, or the enormous appendage that has served as the key to his success.
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How much do we really know about the penis? As much as we all take pride in this sometimes little package, many women and men alike don't really know all that much about it. And while ignorance can be bliss, knowledge — especially about that oh-so-favored of body parts — is most definitely power. While this may not seem entirely fair, it turns out that penis size can be a predictor of some matters related to sex, including a woman's ability to have orgasms during penetration. So the idea of being a "size queen" might have some logic to it.
Steve Whitehurst was forced to drop his trousers to confirm his innocence after being accused of theft in Stoke-on-Trent. This is the man who claims he was reduced to taking out his inch penis to prove he wasn't a thief at a till surrounded by shocked shoppers. Steve Whitehurst was accused of shoplifting after suspicious staff spotted a larger-than-usual bulge in his trousers. But as they were waiting a female manager made a stinging allegation - accusing the man of stuffing clothes down the front of what he later admitted were "very tight jeans". As Ms Shenton's month-old granddaughter watched on, the probing employee pointed at the man's area. In a bid to clear his name, the shopper dropped his trousers to the floor to prove his innocence. Mr Whitehurst was then taken to a cubicle by a security male security guard, he claimed, and made to show his 10 inch penis. The guard shook his head, left the cubicle and approached the manager, who said: "Please tell me he's got something down there? Following what was the "craziest" experience of his life, Mr Whitehurst complained to Scotts menswear's parent company JD Sports.